You are a tool. Not just a tool, but a fucking tool.You spent your time and energy to break into my car to take the one thing I can render obsolete with a simple phone call. Yeah, you're an idiot. You didn't think about how I might call Sirius and simply have the radio canceled, thereby making it a very effective paperweight.

The customer service folks at Sirius are great by the way. They credited my account for 2 months of my subscription because I will be without their service for a week. You are rockstars!

You weren't smart enough to take the CDs in plain sight or to rip apart my dash for my Pioneer CD player (one of the best decks I have ever owned). Those items alone are worth a few hundred bucks. Maybe you're not a Korn or a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and ripping out that dash... jeez that could get messy and you could get dirty. So you're a sissy tool. Oh wait! A fucking, sissy tool!

However you are dumb enough to rifle through my center console and dig out the change I keep there. I really hope that thirty-seven cents does wonders for your income. If you happen to become a multimillionaire from wise investing (or insider trading) maybe you could come back and leave me a little something other than anger, frustration and heartburn. Even if I hadn't canceled the radio you failed to take the two things that make the radio useful - the antenna and the remote.

Yep, a fucking dumb sissy tool.

Enjoy your new paperweight.

Chris

Tags: idiots, Open Letters

Posted by admin on November 25th, 2008

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