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1st FREE Download - clustrfck iPhone background

1. What in the hell would possess someone to do this?

This guy has to be off his fuckin' rocker to ever think this was a good idea, or to think he has any talent at all. Just because you catch yourself singing along with a song or fantasizing about being in someone's music video, does not mean you should try to recreate the video in your own pathetic way. Leave this to those that have talent.
2. Why would you EVER film yourself doing this?

Like it's not bad enough that he went ahead and did it, but then he goes and films it! If I were to ever to something this ridiculous I would make damn certain it was in a windowless room, in total darkness, with absolutely no one around. No video evidence whatsoever to come back and bite you in the ass. Being laughed at for something of this nature is not a good thing. It would be different if he was hamming it up in front of a group of friends, but he's not and you can tell he is serious about his "performance".

3. Back hair and obvious "stuffing".

That's all I'm going to say about that.

You can't ever be prepared for the type of pain your retinas are about to go through, so you might as well get on with it and click play.

You are a tool. Not just a tool, but a fucking tool.You spent your time and energy to break into my car to take the one thing I can render obsolete with a simple phone call. Yeah, you're an idiot. You didn't think about how I might call Sirius and simply have the radio canceled, thereby making it a very effective paperweight.

The customer service folks at Sirius are great by the way. They credited my account for 2 months of my subscription because I will be without their service for a week. You are rockstars!

You weren't smart enough to take the CDs in plain sight or to rip apart my dash for my Pioneer CD player (one of the best decks I have ever owned). Those items alone are worth a few hundred bucks. Maybe you're not a Korn or a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and ripping out that dash... jeez that could get messy and you could get dirty. So you're a sissy tool. Oh wait! A fucking, sissy tool!

However you are dumb enough to rifle through my center console and dig out the change I keep there. I really hope that thirty-seven cents does wonders for your income. If you happen to become a multimillionaire from wise investing (or insider trading) maybe you could come back and leave me a little something other than anger, frustration and heartburn. Even if I hadn't canceled the radio you failed to take the two things that make the radio useful - the antenna and the remote.

Yep, a fucking dumb sissy tool.

Enjoy your new paperweight.

Chris